Hello loves, Tilexzshipper #1 here!

First off, I’m so sorry for the lack of updates. I know, I know, it sucks but after that whole fiasco with the comment about Alexz coming to Christmas and Tim deleting his myspace and basically telling us to “ship this” and fuck off, well, things have pretty much been quiet on the Tilexz front.

However, during the course of this downtime we found out that Tim is probably going to be moving to LALA land. Seems harmless enough, no? Let’s put on our thinking caps for a second, shall we? Which other blond hair, blue eyed singer/actress is in LA as well? And seeing as she’s signed with Epic Records I’m guessing she’s going to be American based, more specifically LA based. Hmm….

Couple that with a comment on Tim’s wall that said, “Alexz and I are tearing up LA without you,” or something to that effect. My memory is a little foggy right now and I’m not about to scour that man’s Facebook wall for that comment. That is a scary place.

Speculate away, my pretties!

Gemini is more than a match from a mental standpoint, but from a sexual and physical viewpoint, Gemini is too modest to meet Scorpio’s demands.

Secret undercover lovers are no fun for me. The good news is we’re counting the days until February Armageddon (because apparently that is the only time The N is going to show Instant Star), so we can get more delicious on the set stuff. I’ll laugh if half way through, they stop touching each other since we’ve all caught on to their scandalous ways.

back seat windows up…

Right, my purpose here was actually to let you know that we haven’t died. Which is good. That means we can continue to spew carbon back into the atmosphere along with presumptuous accusations that well…entertain us.

And yes, I will ship that.

Maybe rereading that newish Tim interview will inspire us.

ps- what the fuck is this all about, the ending of IS? Are they TRYING to kill Tilexz?

Why is the myspace controversy coming to a head on CTV now? That makes me sad because SS is going to say ‘no, Tim doesn’t/never have/had a myspace’

yeah, I would lie too if I had those two myspaces. But there was just too much drama for anyone’s mama between the two pages. However, we still maintain that those were his pages, and if you all watched them, there was too much there to say it wasn’t (in the way of personal pictures) too weird. too weird.

We’re sad that there’s been nothing exciting going on that we can report on. We have a few remorseful relatives, but other than that…all is quiet on the home front.

I’m waiting for something, anything….because we make it our business to be all up in their business.

And as a current media reference for you all tonight,

you know you love me,
ex-oh-ex-oh

A big thank you for watching and you are the greatest in the world.

Wow you all are mean in these threads but of course we love it. Thanks to those who stuck up for us when we weren’t around to do so in those threads.
http://perfect-illusions.com/is/index.php?topic=30571.0
http://perfect-illusions.com/is/index.php?topic=30669.0

And in case you didn’t get a chance to read the blogs

New blog on Friday!

“A work of literature that mocks social conventions, another work of art, or anything its author thinks ridiculous.“

What to write about now…see, I feel sort of taunted. My hackles are up, and my fingers are itching to get to work.

Right now, I’ll have to settle for listening to Land Down Under by Men at Work…thunder down under, land down under…there is a strong correlation in my mind. And that’s all that matters.

Oh and since Tim apparently doesn’t like being the hot topic, please be sure to send in Tilexz entries to Tilexzshipper@gmail.com , we’ll post our favorites for everyone to see. And Tim to read, since he subscribes to TSA (like everyone else in the world should, duhhhh)

(ps- I did actually feel bad before. Ironically enough, this strange turn of events helped me get over it.)

I’m sorry. I feel all awkward now.

We’re not bad, promise

Just so everyone knows, no. This isn’t something that was written to rile up people. Someone asked if Tim was single, because they thought he was gorgeous, and then the cousin said that he was dating someone from the show.

And it wasn’t on a page that could even remotely be found by a quick google search. It took digging, and a huge amount of luck.

Who knew stalking could turn up such fantastical results? Who knew cousins of Mr. Tim Rozon could be so informative? Who knew that one simple question from said cousin’s friend could give us the proof we’ve been waiting for, the one thing we needed to tell us that tilexz was real?

So it was just a normal night of stalking, nothing out of the ordinary when we happen to come across tim’s cousin’s page. oh look, a member of the rozon family, maybe they’ll have something interesting on their page. after scanning comments on their page, we came up empty handed.

Next we went on to their photos to see if they had anything of interest and after going through the endless photos of themself and millions of photos of their baby we came across an album that had other members of their family. oh look, Tim’s brother. oh look, Tim’s cousin. oh look, Tim. wait, Tim?

This particular photo had about a bajillion comments and I said to tilexzshipper #2 “check out these comments” and I proceeded to share with her. I was giggling and reading as I shared and finally I got to a comment that asked if he was single cause that bitch wanted to date him. Hands off hussy, he’s taken.

So I finally get to the last comment and it’s from the cousin the only things my selective eyes see are: dating, actress, show, blonde.

omfg.

omfg.

omfg.

At this point I can’t breathe and my heart is racing and my hands are shaking and I cant stop mumbling incoherent words. I finally read through the whole thing and here’s what it said.

“You know in fact I think he’s dating one of the actress from the show, the blonde one. I remember last X-Mas he kept getting txt-mssgs from her. I think he might bring her to this coming X-Mas family party! That would be pretty cool!”
- June 5th, 2007

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

See the date? That is recent. yessssssssss.

Now, tell me, how many blonde actresses are there on the show? Let’s see, that would be around December 2006 and I believe there are only 2 blonde actresses - Laura and Alexz. Laura is completely out of the question because she and corey sevier have been dating for 2 years and they are so happy crazy in love. Now who does that leave?

Oh, right.

Alexz.

Tim is dating Alexz.

And not only that, but she was texting him like mad last christmas. Somehow that makes me giggle? It wasn’t Tim who was texting her all crazy style, it was her, texting him. She was blowing up his phone and naturally the family had to know what was going on. So he spilled, and his cousin in turn spilled, not really knowing that they were trying to keep it on the downlow.

Now, the fact that he mentioned he was thinking of bringing her to the upcoming family Christmas party? holyfuckingshit that is huge. He is bringing her to meet the entire family. That’s some serious shit right there. Who do you bring to family functions, family christmas parties at that? Oh that’s right, your significant other. Your very serious significant other.

The question, who onset doesn’t know about this now? Hello, it makes sense as to why Stephen Stohn put us in his top 12 (sadly we got bumped off because he added cassie steele). Because it was true.

No wonder their facebook profiles are hard as shit to get into. Because if anyone were to get in, they would figure out the truth. I wonder if it says “in a relationship with alexz johnson” and “in a relationship with tim rozon” on their profiles? I would happily give my kidney and first born to get into their profiles if it could further prove they were together.

I am now off to rewatch all those fantastical onset tilexz moments and giggle. And seriously, we all know that tim isn’t really the best actor out there but the way he looks at her, hello, that’s not acting. you can’t fake that.

But you know what? They’re dating each other. Seriously dating each other. Serious as in meet my family serious.

Tim, Alexz, learn from the Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens deal. They were together, everyone on set knew it, and it was only a matter of time they were caught in hawaii by the paparazzi. but look at them now. Now that it’s all out in the open they are happily in love and don’t have to hide anything anymore.

Learn from them.

Consider this your hawaii paparazzi pic.

ps - we told you so.