Alrighty my little shippers, let’s discuss something, shall we?

We all know from these photos here and here that Alexz was dating this fellow. He was referred to as Matt when this picture surfaced I think a year and a half ago. It was confirmed that his name was in fact Matt and so we all went with it.

Now, the pictures where they are all hugging and holding hands is old. Yes, old. That is from around late August 2006. Yay, right? Well, not yet. According to our sources, Mr. Matt appeared at Brendan’s - Alexz’s brother - birthday. Oh boo, right? Well, not yet. A little later, Alexz’s mom celebrated her birthday but Mr. Matt was nowhere to be seen. Aaaand, Brendan’s girlfriend was there. Hm.

Now, to put icing on this pretty little Tilexz cake, Zak - Alexz’s younger brother - confirmed that she is not dating a Matt. Well now.

So you may be saying, “What the fuck are you trying to say? Where the hell are you going with this?” I got this, don’t worry.

Tim has a girlfriend. Yes, Tim is seeing someone, dating someone, banging someone, all of the above. He is in a relationship. How do we know this? Just trust us on this, we’ve got a source. A very reliable source.

So let’s conclude, shall we? Alexz is not dating a Matt. Tim is dating a someone. Therefore, by some sort of transitive-deductive-process-of-elimination-substitution property, they are dating each other.

And that, my little Tilexz Shippers, is how we have come to the conclusion there is a Tilexz.

Holy shit.

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